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Howard asked for a "beer from the future." He got a Budweiser. "I expected something better." Maybe he has to think about entering the brewing industry down the line?

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The door slams open under the force of a size thirteen combat boot. "I have had it up to here with being jerked around by you people! Where! Is! The! Monkey ( Read more... )

Today, as it tends to, the door opens in the midst of conversation on the other side. "No, Parker, it doesn't do anything," a young man is saying with some exasperation - but not too much, walking backwards into the bar while focusing on whoever it is he's speaking with. "It's just a plant. You know, like to brighten up the offices, make it more ( Read more... )

 There's a Jack Bauer sitting at the bar.

It is not, technically a Jack Bauer; it is all Jack Bauers that have ever existed. Some patrons may see the Jack still reeling from his wife's death, others see the Jack that commutes to the Pentagon every day. Some see the Jack fresh out of rehab for heroin addiction, others see the Jack taking a break ( Read more... )

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